I need a maid because i'm online too much. Anybody want a job cleaning my house?

I live near Redlands.
I need a maid because i'm online too much. Anybody want a job cleaning my house?
I have some questions about this maid position before we go any further in the interview process...


First... do I get my own room?


Second...Is there a pool?


Third....Is your refrigerator full alot?


fourth...Is this job virtual?





Ok ...now onto the pay check part....
Reply:I'd do it but I'm stuck here on YIA.
Reply:Not looking for work right now but for $5.00 I will tell you where the off switch is on your computer.
Reply:Lol, No.
Reply:I would but I can't get offline long enough to clean my own house....
Reply:you need to spend less time online, don't you?
Reply:I'm on my way!
Reply:Whats the pay? Would you provide a place to live and a plane ticket to get there? Can I bring my dogs?
Reply:Get Merry Maids. There seem like a good service.
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